Now these picks aren't chosen out of what I predict is going to win, but what I'd personally vote for. I've purposefully neglected adding some of the categories, most notably Animated Film because of the 5 nominees, the only one I've seen is Frankenweenie.
Like many attention seeking assholes I will be live-tweeting the event as it unfolds on @mrfist126.
Best Actor
Joaquin Phoenix - The Master
Best Actress
Jessica Chastain - Zero Dark Thirty
Best Supporting Actor
Christoph Waltz - Django Unchained
Best Supporting Actress
Amy Adams - The Master
Best Director
Michael Haneke - Amour
Best Original Screenplay
Moonrise Kingdom
Best Adapted Screenplay
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Best Foreign Language Film
Amour
Best Score
Life of Pi
Best Song
Skyfall
Best Cinematography
Roger Deakins - Skyfall
Best Editing
Tim Squyres - Life of Pi
Best Visual Effects
Life of Pi
Best Picture
Argo