Hello Wizard: 2012

Thursday, September 27, 2012

I LOVE THIS SHIT! :: YOU LIKE WHAT?! (A Response to Aaron)

The Limits of Control

Screw the stuffy business establishment, let's kill em all and continue to enjoy pretty looking art.

Psycho (1998)

Sometimes sacrifices must be made...

The Village

Yeah, yeah I called it too.

The Room

Fuck you, it's funny.

The Wicker Man (2006)

See previous comment.

Southland Tales

Yes, you did see two cars pork each other. Plus Timberlake lipsyncs The Killers.

Synecdoche, New York

Existentialism: It can fuck you up.

Funny Games (both)

It's MEANT to be bad??? What are ya, high?

Smokin' Aces

CLINT MANSELL, BITCH!!!

Gerry

Cheaper than a travel ticket to the desert. Plus no sunburn.

Solaris

CLIFF MARTINEZ, BITCH!!!

The Fountain

Hotel

I'm just the kind of person who enjoys having the jizz of pretentious film-making all over my face...

Stay

It's like that play, only trippy.

Knowing

I knew that math test I skipped would catch up to me...

Speed Racer

Tastes like psychadelic bubblegum, only crunchy!

Paranormal Activity 1, 2 & 3

Tis like one of them spooky mansions at the carnival. It's dark, you jump out of your seat and it's over fast.

Prometheus

REALLY?!?!?! Really?!